hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*stabs you with knife* you see it’s a metaphor it can only kill you if- oh shit never mind that’s a lot of blood

adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video

dink-182:

sugarbone:

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ FIGHT LIKE A GIRL STICKER SET ♥ ♥  BUY IT HERE ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 

"fight like a girl" is meant to imply weakness, but some girls don’t play nice.

OMG want

captainshellhead:

Groot making it weird

(Source: fuckyesdeadpool)

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

team-achievement:

Let’s Play Minecraft - Monopoly [Ray doesn’t appreciate Jack’s get-well-soon cake.]

[ x ]

kourtcobain:

treat people like harry styles would treat them

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

doctorwho:

Karen Gillan on Midnight

(Source: arthurdarvll)

(Source: noseperiod)

whiskyandoldspice:

we haven’t seen abaddon for a few episodes so i can only assume she is hanging out with her demon minion horde somewhere in the bahamas and wearing a really cute sailor bikini

probably drinking a lot of mai tais

yeah

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

ahrned:

is that pitbull

ahrned:

is that pitbull